As you all are aware I am dealing with a divorce. Now unknown to popular belief this is not an easy cut and dry procedure, especially if you are dealing with the Frog Prince and his lawyer who I shall now refer to as Granola Muncher.
So today I was oh so surprised to hear from my lawyer that the Granola Muncher and his silent partner the Frog Prince have been up to evil again.(SHOCKER) The problem is the two of them have about as much stealth as the Three Blind Mice, and even less coordination. So when I received the e-mail of evil I had to laugh. You see Granola Muncher truly believes that me the mommy of four should not only sign over the residence which I raised my children in for 12 years, but I should also sign over all of the other property in question. Ah the niceness and logic of this guy is truly his strong point! NOT! Come on! Has this guy never dealt with a divorce before? And if so was it in the court district that is located in between La La Land and Dip Shit?
I must say that out of all of the ridiculous proposals that the Super Team of Amazing have brought to the table this really out does it even for them on the lack of common sense! I just truly am in ah of the two of them and their master schemes that they make up. I must really wonder which one of them is the brains of this operation? And not only that but who is the one that comes up with these quaky ideas?
To say the least humor is the key to dealing with all things such as divorce, retarded lawyers, and equally inadequate exes! If I couldn't laugh at the hilarity of their schemes, I would be crying at the pure pity for their inability to function.
So the lesson today is Laugh! There are far to many things in this world that can be far worse than what I am dealing with and I shall just laugh at this situation.
